Dan’s inspirational thoughts during this summer. [Phil’s version]

Meredith shamelessly appreciating men


My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.


The things I send my friends


The things I send my friends


Quick and simple lifehacks.


i was googling for an “excited” gif and i came across this


it’s even transparent